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Megaweapon Van
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It was made back in ‘84. Toyota wised up, they don't make 'em anymore. it's the megaweapon van! I’ll get laid in it, if I ever can. It‘s got five on the floor. it would take us on tour - If we were a halfway decent band. We could travel across the land. Might get lucky, who knows? maybe play a few shows - in the megaweapon van. lts carpet is grey but its floormat is tan. When people see us, they'll think we're from Iran. No one can drive it but Dan (and T).
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Barbara
01:36
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An impulse buy of $50 never spent so wise. Barbara, with the help of my dad came into our lives. She's pleasant, she doesn't stare and she probably floats on water, but she's more than just a wooden face - and that's why my dad bought her. Her faces remains relaxed as her hair wisps about. She smells like shellac and she's nicely carved out. Her solid features rest as the world spins around. A reminder to me and you to stop and slow down. Barbara please slow down.
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Space-Time Continuum
01:28
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You want me to be like Captain Kirk but you're forgetting one thing. I'm just your average stupid jerk who doesn’t know anything. Your daddy says he don't like me, I'm not good enough for his girl. But he doesn't see what I see; he’s too busy in his grown-up world. I'll be your Captain Kirk and you can be my Uhura. It's for you that I've got the hots. But your Dad insists on being Mr. Spock, and everyone knows that Mr. Spock calls all the shots. Rainy day, I look outside and it's all wet but it doesn't phase me. I haven't come up with a good plan yet, but it's easy to see: everyone seems out to get us. I guess we're too much for this world. Maybe we should fly to Venus. I'd be the only boy and you could be my girl.
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Lawn Donuts
02:06
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They appear to be delicious as I mow the lawn with zeal. They call to me like sirens. awaiting noon time meal. Finely crafted Toro mower bears down upon my treat. Swerving in the nick of time, Lawn Donut at my feet. They appear to be delicious, they didn‘t smell bad at all. The perfect doughnut shape and proper color if I recall. Mowing your lawn, you see a donut, that‘s coming near. Mind yourself do not eat a product of a doggie's rear. Hungry that August day, a doughnut would hit the spot. Biting down, I came to find, a doughnut it is not - Poo Poo Donut.
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Jason is a Freak
01:56
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He sleeps in all his clothes, why he does this no-one knows. He wakes up and he goes out on the street, he's all alone. We all know he's insane. What goes on in his brain? Doesn't feel pain, death he will feign, takes his tea with a twist of Cain. Jason is a freak. All his friends are weird, like the guy with the crusty beard. And when the smoke has cleared, that's when the goat gets sheared. I know it's just speculation (it's just a guess), but he talks alot about masturbation (tossing off), told Dwayne "Pat went on vacation" (to Bermuda). Maybe he's plagued with demonic infestation.
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It's Time (BONUS TRACK)
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megaweapon Buffalo, New York
Megaweapon started out in the fall of '94 and ended on December 12, 1997.
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